One Day Soon

This is a character from a zombie comic i am working on at the moment entitled 'One Day Soon' This came from a sketch i decided to colour in photoshop.

E M I L Y B O O T H

So yesterday I got a bit bored in the afternoon and drew a very comic book version of the lovely Emily Booth, if your in the UK and in to horror you will know Miss Booth from various TV shows and movies!

T H E U N B O R N

Ok so this is a bit of a late post, on March 4th, we went to see the new exorcism movie... The Unborn!

I gotta say I enjoyed this movie! For all those people who shit canned it i say, what more do you want from a horror / exorcism movie? The story is great, the acting is good, the directing is spot on, i just don't get it?!

Its the story of the lady with the bum on display on the right here, who finds out she was a twin but the other baby died in the womb, which at the time was being "attacked" by a jewish demon thing, I can't remember exactly what it was called, so I won't try lol, so upon the brothers death the demon set its sights on the little girl, now finally at full strength it can take over her. This is all I am going to say about this movie as i don't want to wreck it for people who haven't seen it.

I really enjoyed this movie, it has some nice twists and great jumps, i personally think its a great addition to the exorcsim movie genre!

N I G H T O F T H E C R E E P S

COMING SOON

F R I D A Y T H E 1 3 T H 2 0 0 9

Ok so Friday night, February 13th, yes I know original huh!, myself and the Bear visited our local cinemaplex to view the new Friday the 13th.

We was excited as a couple of fat kids who have just been given the key to willy wonkas chocolate factory and who had been told that they had just made giant chocolate boobs filled with beer.

We had seen the trailers, read the articles shuffled through picture after picture and now it was here! We took our seats in the darkened cinema screen and held our breaths...

... okay... sooo, what did i think... it was good... thats all i can say, it wasn't the best Friday 13th and it by far wasn't the worst, I think I built this up far too much in my mind, and the movie i designed in my head, was going to be without doubt THE best Friday 13th ever! What did i get, a mish-mash of Friday and Texas Chainsaw... note to the screenwriters and Marcus Nispel, when teens go somewhere, we don't always go for a massive batch of drugs... just a thought... and we don't need to be shown that Jason was there when Pamela Voorhees was beheaded... we all know he was, why the fuck do films feel the need to hand us fucking plot lines on a plate, its quite depressing, are some people actually that stupid that they need that? LEAVE SOMETHING TO OUR IMAGINATION!

Okay so it seems like i am hammering this movie... Forgive me, i am not! I did enjoy it, I liked the kills, all bar one, if your gonna make someone the cock of the film, kill them with some vengence, we want that fuck to suffer! I loved all the homages to the first 4 films that appeared, i fucking loved Derek Mears as Jason, He brought something new and fresh to him but also kept true to the slasher we all know and love! Jared Padalecki was great in this movie as well, played the loving brother cool guy really well, the two stoner kids made me laugh, i thought the cast didn't do a too bad job, i don't get when people shitcan these guys for wooden performances, they did a good job, no one was ever going to win an oscar from this movie and they stay true to the kids / victims of previous movies! Like i said i enjoyed this movie, when i first came out the movie, i was a little disapointed, due to my high hopes, but shortly after, and a sleep later, i realised how much i enjoyed this movie, and the more i chat about it with people, mainly the Bear, I am realising how much i enjoyed this movie!

So overall... Great Jason, Good boobs, ok Score (one chh chh kaa kaa... shame on you), Solid kills, very very good Friday the 13th!

C H E E R L E A D E R C A M P

Ok so what an idea for a movie! I bet this movie got green lit in two seconds...

"so yeah we got this idea for a movie"

"go on"

"so yeah its a slasher movie set at a Cheerleader Camp"

"will there be tits"

"yes"

"what do you need"

HAHAHAHA But no, this movie is a very good horror/slasher movie which does keep you guessing as to what is going on and who the killer is! Plus there are lots of boobs! its a WIN WIN!

SO yeah its about this team of Cheerleaders, with there schools mascot, which is a chick in a gator costume, but the most confusing part of this group is the suuuuper fat kid who is part of the cheerleading group, who seems to like filming stuff and dressing as a chick to do it... fucking wierdo and of course his friend the most ugly cool guy lol who all the chicks want! lol! Fuck i laughed a lot at this movie! But it is a good movie, a stable 80's fun packed horror! It's got everything you could possible want from an 80's movie, funny moments, a couple of crazy members of staff, a horny sherrif and some cool gore! Watch it, don't expect too much, and you shall be please, and for like £5 you would be disapointed!

boooya!

T R A I L E R P A R K O F T E R R O R

Ok.. now this movie is fun fun fun! If you like your horror to be a little tongue in cheek, i.e: Brain Dead, Evil Dead and Jack Brooks Monster Slayer, then this movie is for you!

So we begin in a shit heap little trailer park and our main character, Norma, is getting out! The other trailer trash who live there refer to her as Princess, and upon realising she is leaving start to hassle her and her boyfriend, hindering them leaving! Some shoving goes on and the lucky boyfriend is impaled on a broken fence... nice... Norma looses it and storms off out of the trailer park on foot.

Further down the road she meets a man dressed all in black who offers her a deal, to go back and get her revenge on the shit heads that killed her boyfriend and make her life hell! She agrees and takes his gun, she lays waste to the whole fucking place, and in the process blows the shit out of herself!

We flash forward to 2008 and catch up with some trouble teens, each with their own issues and their pastor, who is trying to rehabilitate them! It isn't working... They hear that a road is out and take a short cut whilst on their way home and have an accident on the way! Thus ending them up at our blown up trailer park... which is now all back together!

Here is where the fun begins! As we see our group of kids and pastor taken in by the kind, yet slutty Norma... She puts them up in various trailers, the kids inability to control certain urges is what gets them in trouble at this point! All the former residents of the trailers start re-appearing as zombie demons who all now do what Norma says! Killing the kids one by one along with the pastor!

This movie has some great kills and if your mind set is like mine... some great laughs! Want a good old fashioned night in watching a fun filled gore fest? Then this is for you!